Mister Blackup

I should quit you say? Try being addicted to them, it’s fun.

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people just need to have sex with people that aren’t the same color as one another.  

That’s how we solve everything.

havok27-chi-city:

such-harmony:

abbdeeta:

sexualfavours:

Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?

It’s like ‘Who designs this shit?’

Wtf how have I never noticed this

put it on a shirt and some pants and i bet one of these cool hipsters would wear it and say its fashion

I’d wear a derivative of this >_>;

By far one of the top FIVE weirdest things that I have ever seen.

So my roommate comes home with this smartphone he found on BART.  

And as we’re smoking a blunt, he’s showing us this phone,  and so, we start looking through it.

I open the gallery app as One of my roommates mentions that he found a picture of some half naked chicks on the phone(they’re fairly mediocre).

Anyway, the other roommate is browsing through the phone, and he looks at us, mentoining excitedly that he found NUDES on the phone, and they were getting kinda steamy; Until her Dick dropped.   I had even metioned off hand that I wanted to save them… Until that(THIS IS SO AWKWARD WRITING THIS YOU GUYS LOLOLOL IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD)

I think a little part of one of my roomates died that day. Don’t ask why we continued to look through this phone, but curiousity, still getting the better of us, led us to two videos.  As one of us hit the play button on the phone, she stepped out, in skimpy lingerie.  Nothing strange here just getting ready to lay on a bed…  Skip to 6 minutes in….  She’s getting fucked by a rather fat old man.  I don’t think Screams could accurately describe the noises coming out of our mouths.  I knew that as we greived together in pain, that there would be no peace in this house until we showed it to Cameron. [believe me, he deserves it!]

whilstinsf:

What I try to look like:

What I actually look like:

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It seems like the nights most adventurous end up with me walking home.