Mister Blackup


yvn:

brokenhappyhearts:

Confessions of a basorexic. 

So I’m just gonna through this out there…

I love kissing. I dig the guy in the right corner’s technique. 

It’s crazy how scientific kissing really is. Open mouth kissing passes testosterone from one person to another. Testosterone stimulates the human sex drive. So extended periods of kissing someone can put you “in the mood” for sex with that person.

Not to mention its just awesome. 

Be still, my crimson heart.


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mothernaturenetwork:

What a grocery store without bees looks like
In an effort to promote awareness about declining bee populations, a market removes all the food that relies on bees from its produce department.



Again because you know who you are.

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unwoundghost:

mylovewillflow:

oh my god this is beautiful

The artist has a few other really lovely comics! I’ve added a source so you can see them.


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I just want a dame who wants to smoke joints and have sex, and cuddle afterwards, ordering a pizza as a post sex feast.  We’d then, get too-turned on watching each other eat, and then go at it again for another 2 hours, ending our session only because the cops thought we were fighting.


reggiesloth:

i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

Via eudaimonia

THEY COULD GET IT.

(Source: lajauladelmono)


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Sometimes I wish we had the easiness Western FPS (first-person shooters) have, to make everyone bald. We’re a company that’s known for unique hairstyles, but in a way we’re running out of ideas.

– Actual quote from Tetsuya Nomura (Regarding Final Fantasy XV)

OMGGGGGG

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(Source: nbcnews.com)

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idiotshitbaby:

#they dated each other before they each dated ramoma flowers

That’s why Scott pilgrim is so damn tasty in its awkwardness

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Grey Collar Lyfe

  • Grandpa: Couldn't hack in it San Fran...too broke for the city...too mean for Ithaca. What're you gonna do, boy?
  • Me: I dunno, start a band? Learn to fly? Maybe I should give in and get a tech job.
  • Grandpa: I can't for the life of me figure out what those people do. Who needs a phone with so many gadgets.
  • Me: Oh, you know, they do, to impress each other. They spend four to six years in school, and out the gate make a hundred K a year and just shit all over the rest of civilization while trying to one-up each other.
  • Grandpa: What do they do after that?
  • Me: I dunno, take out misplaced nerd aggression on graphic designers?
  • Grandpa: Fucking kids.
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monetizeyourcat:

riftoff:

hokeyfright:

is this satire

didn’t this happen with the 360

dew and doritos, together at last

It’s just like the Xbox 360 but an xbone…



vaccerelli:

You can see the acid kicking in, I’d say.

I can see the universe and its stating me down.


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Little skillet!!! #chicken #waffles #sf



BREAD PUDDING w/ Bourbon Caramel sauce!


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