Mister Blackup



leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Via SOMEBODY HELP ME SING

(Source: sleepingknights)


hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

Via unspoken elegance.

gang0fwolves:

westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

Via A Forest of Stars

captainjaneways-bitch:

nerdygentlemanstea:

First footage of The Legend of Korra Video game by Platinum games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zRYc1p00m0

omg

BAYONETTA X AVATAR FUCK


Via A Forest of Stars


morebuzzthanlightyear:

heathaaamurhieee:

montypla:

valkyria422:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

That last kid in green speaks the damn truth

I feel so old right now

look at all these little brats (besides the last kid he’s smart)- GAMEBOY WAS THE SHIT.

Sthap

(Source: youtube.com)


Via blissxxo



thatdudeemu:

vverucasaltt:

thatdudeemu:

Lil B > Elvis Presley

fucking kill me, no seriously.. this is so sad to me. god damnit.

No one should be stressed over a dead white man who couldn’t make his own music

Via ぼくのブログだ。

(Source: danino666)





dualchainz:

i honestly hope this vine trend lasts for the rest of my life


Via Just a Hot Mess

jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

image

Via Oh Hey New Guy

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

(Source: lolgifs.net)


Via A Forest of Stars


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